Terms and Conditions:
All photos Forum Guyz deems boring, stupid, redundant, unoriginal, and not funny, we reserve the right to throw darts at them until we get bored.
By submitting your videos/photos, for good and valuable consideration, the sufficiency and receipt of which you hereby acknowledge, you hereby grant to Forum Guyz LLC a non-exclusive, perpetual, worldwide license to edit, telecast, rerun, reproduce, use, syndicate, license, print, distribute and otherwise exploit the materials you submit, or any portion thereof, in or in connection with any of Forum Guyz LLCs websites, programming, platforms and/or applications, and in connection with the promotion, marketing and advertisement of any of the foregoing, in any manner and in any medium or forum, whether now known or hereafter devised, without making payment to you or any third party. You represent and warrant to Forum Guyz LLC that you have the full legal right, power and authority to grant to Forum Guyz LLC the license provided for herein, that you own or control the complete exhibition and other rights to the materials you submitted for the purposes contemplated in this license and that neither the materials nor the exercise of the rights granted herein shall infringe upon or violate the right of privacy or right of publicity of, or constitute a libel or slander against, or violate any common law or any other right of, any person or entity. You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Forum Guyz LLC, its parent and affiliated companies, its and their licensees, successors and assigns, and each of its and their officers, agents and employees from all liabilities or losses, including, without limitation, reasonable attorney’s fees, arising out of or related to Forum Guyz LLC’s exercise of the rights granted herein. This license shall be governed by the laws of the State of California.
Anyone submitting photos to Us also agrees to name their first born son, or daughter, Leo and second born child, John. If you stop reproducing after the first child, you must agree to acquire a Panda Bear from China and name it John.
Forum Guyz not only owns the rights to any photos you upload, but also owns the rights to your mom. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your mom, and any claim you or your family may have on her, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from Forum Guyz. In the event your dad or your mom’s parent(s) intervene and claim joint-ownership of your mom, Forum Guyz reserves the right to bitch slap them and give all parties Justin Beiber haircuts. If, upon receiving your mom, she attempts to leave theCHIVE’s kitchen, where she belongs, she too will be given a Justin Beiber haircut.
Any provision of these terms which is invalid, illegal, or unenforceable in any jurisdiction shall, solely as to that jurisdiction, be ineffective to the extent of such invalidity, illegality or unenforceability, without affecting in any way the remaining provisions hereof in such jurisdiction or rendering that or any other provisions of these terms invalid, illegal or unenforceable in any other jurisdiction.